3/31/11

Excerpts from April's Playboy and GQ

In the aftermath of the cancellation of Radar Magazine, I floundered a bit to find something to fill the hole left behind. I was past the age for Maxim or FHM or any of those, which were fun when I was in my early twenties. They read like they were written by frat boys who had dropped acid. Fun while they lasted, but not for a man in his thirties.

I once found myself in a long line at Wal-Mart. I'm not proud of it, but it was after 1 AM and I probably needed orange juice, socks, and a picture frame or something and had no other options at that hour. As I had time to kill, I grabbed an issue of GQ off the shelf that had Jon Hamm (that's Don Draper of Mad Men) and glanced through. You can imagine the fashion choices Wal-Mart patrons make at that time of night, and so it felt almost subversive to buy that magazine. So I had to.


I sometimes regret my decision to dig into GQ, like the month they put a naked Borat on the cover. Might be a funny joke, but it seems the cover to GQ should be held a bit more sacred than that. surely it used to be. Perhaps it would be too much to hope for; today an ironic stab at humor is the marketing go-to most of the time.

Overall, however, the content usually makes up for whatever else they toss in. For instance, this month's issue features a few bits from Glenn O'brien's new book, How To Be A Man. Favorites are as follows:

"It's better to be overdressed than underdressed. People will assume you are going to or coming from something better."

"I have, over the years, maintained some surprisingly lengthy friendships with seriously flawed persons, but in the end they have to get with it or just git. Ask yourself, is he getting better or getting worse? If he's getting worse, cut him loose now; he's probably terminal. Then ask yourself, is this scumbag worth the effort? If, after careful consideration, the answer is yes, the next step begins-'Listen you asshole'-and from there you begin to explain the way of the world in plain language."


No matter what periodicals come and go, I always have the Gold Standard. The first thing I did when I got my first apartment over a decade ago was bring in an easy chair. The second thing I did was invite my girlfriend over. The fourth thing I did was fill out the card to get a subscription to Playboy. It's served me well throughout the years.

Josh Radnor plays the main kid on the TV show How I Met Your Mother. I could take or leave the show, but he had a couple lines that rang true in this month's 20 questions, as follows:



"I was out one night and this girl left her friends at their table to come over and ask me if I was on How I Met Your Mother. I said I was, and she rejoined her friends, who just kept staring, so I went over and shook some hands. Later a guy handed me a note from this girl that read, “Josh, do you want to sleep with me tonight?” It had this box where I could check yes or no...If I check yes on that box, I’m reinforcing a part of myself I don’t want to reinforce—the part that needs adoration from someone every night. Every actor has an insecure, damaged part of himself, or he wouldn’t be doing it. I’m trying to heal some of that damaged stuff."

Those of you who might turn up your nose at my love of the bunny can read my defense of Playboy here.

3/27/11

Radar Magazine

From The Archives- December 30, 2008: I got a piece of mail today I didn't want, but was kind of expecting.

A small note card from Radar which said enthusiastically "Please open and turn over for important subscription information!" I knew right away what I was looking at. Radar is gone, and now the remaining 13 or 14 issues of my subscription will instead be (check one):

__ Star

__ Men's Fitness

__ Shape

Not gonna cut it.

Radar was always struggling. Not to find it's voice, because it certainly had one. Struggling to find an audience, maybe. Irreverant but not snarky, satirical but not jokey, clever but not condescending. Hip but not Hip. And about things I found interesting from cover to cover. Radar was, as the cover declared, Pop-Politics-Scandal-Style. But maybe not in that order.

I first saw it, as the cover reminds me, in the summer of 2005. The cover has a doctored photo of George Bush lovingly placing a medal around the neck of Paris Hilton. "no talent? No problem! How to be famous for doing nothing at all." Inside, there's articles about a kid performer called "Zack Attack" and his insane parents, the people who portray Disney characters at Disneyland getting their freak on, the inside diope on which cable and network news anchors are morons, and maybe 20 other equally brilliant tidbits.

Issues trickled out here and there. The next one was out in 2007. it had Lindset Lohan waving a gun at you on the cover. Articles random and fascinating. Bloods and Crips joing the army to get combat training and 3 squares a day. Britney Spears' hometown imploding into a ghost town and a ghetto after she did the same. Drea de Matteo talking about how being on a Friends spinoof sucks and ruined her career.

I was hooked and got a subscription. the good times rolled. Felt like modern situationism at it's best. Dada covers. Posh and Becks with OVERRATED stamped over them.Giuliani, Obama, and Hilary sprawled out naked.Bush riding an atomic bomb down, waving his hat and clutching his Bible. And, most telling and maybe the straw that went too far, Tom Cruise getting a moustache spray painted on and the words "Scientology Under Siege."

Daring rich, famous, and powerful people to knock your block off might not be wise, but it was very entertaining. So long, Radar. Barely knew you.



It's time to talk about the criminally short lived RADAR Magazine, which ran sporadically between 2005 and 2008. I loved Radar, it was the perfect blend of irreverence, snark, wit, and investigative journalism. There was a sense in Radar that it would be allright to obsess and scrutinize the rich and famous, to build them up and tear them down, rinse, and repeat as long as we were self aware as we did it. Smug superiority? Sure, as long as we know what we're doing. Conversely, there was also a pragmatic sense of embracing our world (or maybe just our country) as it really is. I consider myself to be a person of reasonable intelligence, but I doubt I could point out Libya on an unlabeled map. I can, however, sing you the Bedroom Intruder song. It's about priorities.


Radar did send guys over to Iraq for slice of life stories about what was really happening over there, but the real meal ticket was always their informed brand of sensationalism. My favorite article was in the June/July 2007 issue, in which a guy named Larry Getlen flew down to Kentwood, Louisiana to investigate how a small town handles being the hometown of Britney Spears during her lifetime and career low (so far, at least). The modest veteran's museum had been transformed into the Britney Spears museum, but nobody wanted to go in anymore. The town was besieged by a constant invasion of paparazzi. Property values bottomed out as the population of a couple thousand tried to pretend like none of it was happening. You can read that article as well as several others in a similar tone by that author here.


The photography here is from a woman named Alison Jackson. Dadaism and Situationism in action, she uses celebrity lookalikes to provide the images of the things we just know are really happening someplace away from our prying eyes. She has a fantastic coffee table book that you can find here. It's a good conversation starter when company is over.


I had a charter subscription to the magazine, which I read cover to cover every time it found it's way to my mailbox. Sometimes it was monthly, sometimes it was seasonal. Sadly, I was expecting the card I received one day telling me that the magazine was folding and the remaining measure of my subscription would be filled in by Star Magazine. Nothing but a big, dumb, lowest common denominator tabloid. To add insult to injury, Radar Magazine was bought out and replaced by Radar Online, just another TMZ style flash of trash. It feels strange, but it's to be expected that most traces of what Radar Magazine was have been swept away. Not only is history written by the winners, so is the media. Even in our post press age.

But I'll never forget, and I've got the back issues.

3/25/11

New Rockabilly


Great quality and mass popularity of new Rockabilly music tends to run in cycles, many times with the two being mutually exclusive. We seem to have entered into a peak period for both. It's hard to say what makes this happen, but it's nice when it does. It's sometimes painful to follow the direction the big bass beat leads you. Canceled festivals, bands breaking up, lackluster albums, tours called off, lack of interest. It's been a rough few years, but just about now, there's several classics in recent release, and they've all made waves. Here's a few.

Starting with my favorite, we have Imelda May. A native of Ireland, a total left field swing no one could have predicted. She's had two major releases, both strong all the way around the wheel. She can rock, she can swing, she can whip out a ballad that will break your heart. Now she's got Jeff Beck's support and collaboration, If anyone had to guess they would say he's fallen in love. Like you wouldn't, too.



The Del Morrocos. I've known Gabby Sutton for years and I love her, she's so mean and evil. If it was well known that she could sing, it eluded me until recently, when her husband Jimmy cut a record on her. I traveled hundreds of miles to see this band. Plenty of R&B in this sound, which is all too rare. Most modern Rockabilly defaults to the western side of the fence, which doesn't move me the same. It's cliche to talk about the sound like a knife or something, but that's accurate. This is smart stuff. Jimmy is well known for taking his time in the studio and being a perfectionist and it shows. It doesn't get much better than this.



Also from Jimmy Sutton's corner comes JD McPherson. I don't know where he found this guy, but he's revelatory. This is stuff that snaps. Every song here is a winner, and on a couple tunes he seems to have done something you rarely find in this genre (or most genres when you think about it) and that's cover new ground. There's spots here that I would describe as ethereal. Hopefully this is the fist of many. I want this trend to last awhile this time.

3/23/11

Paul Williams


The Temptations were a group with no shortage of talent. David Ruffin's brilliance was like no other, Melvin Franklin's baritone against the soprano of Eddie Kendricks created the maximum range conceivable, and later on in years Dennis Edwards was explosive. But the one who never gets his due is the one who would've shown so much brighter without the shadow of the aforementioned: Paul Williams.





The songs Paul sang lead on were always standouts. They had a solid punch to them, there was something in his voice that left a massive, palpable impact. He wasn't flashy, his phrasing wasn't so novel, but he could just sing. When Paul sounded wounded in a tune, it was as if that somehow energized him. It was the voice of a man who knew pain, understood it well in ways unspoken. Heard only in singing. Below is a clip of his finest moment.


It's no surprise that Paul was a man haunted by demons. Deep in the throes of alcoholism and health problems, he eventually was no longer able to keep up with The Temptations, especially as hits grew thin and members started to leave and go on to individual success. He made a stab at his own solo career with the tragically accurate Feel Like Giving Up. It wasn't released until decades later, as he was shot dead shortly after it was recorded. the death was ruled a suicide, but there's been some controversy regarding the possibility that he had actually been murdered by some unknown party. If you hear the song it's easy to imagine that he did indeed pull the trigger.


So here's to Paul Williams, who suffered to bring us these songs, who couldn't have sang them with such conviction had they not been absolutely true to him. Your pain in life, the feelings that will find you, they will have a mirror thanks to men and women like him, you can hear these songs and know that you are never alone. So long as Paul Williams got there first, bravely walked into a recording studio and poured his heart out so you will never have to.

3/17/11

The Rocko Museum


I blame Steve McQueen.

Steve's last movie was the first movie of his I saw. The Hunter, on WDRB 41, the local UHF station. I was maybe 8 or 9. In the flick, McQueen played an aging bounty hunter, out getting into shenanigans trying to bring scumbags to justice. It was based on a real guy. Which gave the next part that much more impact:

The guy collected toys. He was an adult, and not just any adult at that- Steve McQueen. House full of toys. So I said "Huh. Maybe I can pull that off." I was dreading the day I would be expected to send my beloved Kenner Han Solo figure off to a dump far, far away. I could almost see Steve nodding at me and telling me to do whatever the hell I wanted to do with what belongs to me.


It's over 20 years later and old Han and Luke are very close to my hand, standing watch over a shelf with dozens of their cousins. Dozens might be a bit conservative, actually. It's more like hundreds. Might even be thousands, in all different shapes, sizes, vintages, qualities, in likenesses of all manner of pop cultural heroes and villains. I've never counted them, maybe because I'd dread to know the answer.


I can tell you why I'm so in love with the damn things. I could just cheese out and say it's kitsch, but it's not. There's nothing particularly ironic, here. It's because I had a great childhood, an only child whose whole world was populated by my own imagination. I have a long memory of many good times, because I have all the reminders. Entire specific days of my youth unfold in my mind, acts of love by my parents, who I now know sometimes struggled to afford them.


I don't really recall ever doing much "playing" with my action figures. I didn't bang them up against each other or throw them from high places. Although I certainly didn't set them up in displays like trophies and gaze at them like I do now. I suppose I did something somewhere in the middle. I sort of studied them. It was always something to hold in my hands a physical, three dimensional representation of characters that only existed otherwise projected or drawn onto flat surfaces. I've tested highly with anything dealing with spatial understanding; I wonder if it's not because of this.


It's led to some uncomfortable and subjectively hilarious situations. My apartment's superintendent makes fun of me. Friends I've had for years have no idea I have such interests. Those that do call my place The Rocko Museum. I love that. I live in a museum.

Me and Steve McQueen are doing just fine.

I'm certainly not alone in my interests. The picture up above that leads off this article is of the action figure a friend made for me. if you've already seen it before, a few times even, and it's starting to bug you, accept my apology. I'm still aglow, and into showing it off. Who else do you know has one of those? I'm not exaggerating when I say it's a dream come true.

That's The Doc for you. He loves the same stuff I do, probably for a lot of the same reasons. he has his own website for the things he digs and the things he makes. Have a look.

3/11/11

ROLLING STONE on STERANKO


The following is from an article in Rolling Stone Vol. 1, #91 (Sep 16, 1971), by Robin Green. Miss Green had worked at the Marvel Bullpin and was allowed access to the Marvel creators that previously had not been granted. What follows is the excerpt that pertains to one of my favorite artists and a frequent subject here at Salisbury Snake: the incomparable Jim Steranko.


Jim Steranko was at Marvel when I worked there. Even though Jim had only done about 25 books, there wasn't a fan who didn't know of him and dig his work. He used to do the Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. books, and was always getting into hassles with the Comic Book Code people.




The Code had come into existence during the juvenile delinquent scare of the Fifties. At the time EC (Entertaining Comics) was coming out with a crime and horror series that was pretty gory and horrifying. People killing their wives and stuffing them into garbage disposals which would backfire and blood would gush all over the place. And Marvel was doing its share of gore, too.

The Code completely banned all horror and terror comics and all material which might be immoral or in poor taste, anything which could stimulate "the lower and baser emotions." It fosters respect for parents, for police, judges and other government officials. It forbids profanity, obscenity, vulgarity; it requires that females be drawn realistically "without exaggeration of any physical qualities." Each of its 41 provisions is a bulwark against the inclusion in comic books of any material which "may be undesirable for exposure to youthful readers." In short, the Code is a drag.


Steranko's female characters were always too sexy, and they'd come back from the code, where all material was sent for approval, with modified bosoms and asses. There was one beautiful page which was perhaps the first realistic love scene in comics. It was a silent page, no words, because "there is a time for talking a time for silence, and this was a time for silence." So one panel had the stereo in Fury's apartment to show there was music playing, cigarettes in the ash tray in one, there was a sequence of intercut shots where she moved closer to him, much more intimately, there was a kiss, there was a rose, and then there was one panel with the telephone off the hook, which the comic book code made him put back on.

The telephone off the hook must have appealed to the prurient interest of someone at the dusty little Code office, maybe Lee Darwin himself, or maybe Tania Fredricks, his assistant in rooting out the dirty. Jim Steranko said after that he got horny every time he saw a telephone off the hook. Anyway, the last panel on that page had Nick and his old lady kneeling, with their arms around each other, and that was entirely too much for the Code, so the panel was replace with a picture of a gun its holster.

I used to dig it when Steranko came to town. He didn't work at the office, but like many artists freelanced the work at home. One day he took me for a ride in the big convertible Cadillac he was driving in those days. We got to talking and he told me about himself.


"Maybe because I grew up reading comics, I was always less realistic than most people. I'm kind of a dreamer, I'm still a dreamer. I live in my own world. When I get up in the morning, go to bed at night, even while I'm sleeping, I'm thinking of fantastic things. I don't want to live the life that those people live out there. It's a dull life.

"My dad did many things and one of them was magic. I grew up seeing him work, do tricks and things. Whenever I could I'd dig out those books and read them and eventually began to do magic and that led into escapes. Escapes meaning that when I wa 15, 16, and 17, I was breaking out of jails, out of strait jackets, and handcuffs, out of safes, and the bottom of a river. I did TV shows and Elks and the American Legion.

"And I was into locks. I have no mechanical ability whatsoever except when it comes to locks. In school a week never went by when I wasn't called over the loud speaker to unlock a car when some teacher had locked his keys inside it. They'd say, 'Steranko, bring your tools.'



"I was fourteen at the time, new in the lock business, and I didn't know much about locks, so I could say crazy things. I had an idea that combination locks could have many combinations. And I told this locksmith, who really didn't want to be bothered, 'cause it's like secretive stuff, these machines around us to protect us. I told him that I had my idea and he said, 'Get out of here, kid, don't bother me.' I came back a week later and I said, 'Give me any lock that you have' and I showed him various combinations that could open it, which knocked him out. I had a device I made up that could give me multiple combinations, a device about as big as my thumbnail. I invented many devices for my escapes and I wrote a book all that material in it.

"My first jail break I did for publicity purposes so I could book my act. I had to create a demand for this act, because who wants a 15-year-old kid cluttering up their stage? So when I was ready, I went to the police department and I talked to a guy named Captain Feldman who was very amenable, a hell of a nice guy, an Edward G. Robinson-looking guy, and he said OK, we'll try it. I told him I'd be by the next day after school. From there I went to the newspaper office, and said I'd be at the jail at 3:30, so they should send a photographer and a reporter and I'd bust out of jail. The police department didn't know there was going to be publicity, and Captain Feldman was a little pissed off that the reporters were there, but of course they had to be. This time wasn't really a jailbreak. They handcuffed me spreadeagle to the outside of the cell, hands and feet. They had given me half an hour to do it. It took me 27 minutes. They had searched me head to toe, but I had these minuscule devices."


The transition from escapes to crime was easy, and at 17 Jim became a very ingenious juvenile delinquent. He believe anything that could be locked by one man, could be opened by another: him. "I was familiar with safes from the inside, so I know things, like there's a particular kind of safe, if it fell on you you'd be crushed, it's a big heavy monster. But all you have to do is hit the right corner with a sledge hammer. That's all it takes to open it up. You have to hit it at the right spot, but that will knock the bolt that holds the thing. It completely bypasses the tumblers. And the door will fly open.

"One of my stratagems in my career of crime was to change cars frequently. If I'd steal a car in Reading, I might replace it with another one in Easton. If you use one car for a whole night's work, you'd stand a pretty good chance of being nabbed. And of course cars were no problem for me to steal. Eventually I became so particular, if a car didn't have a radio, I'd stop after a block and steal another one. Or if it didn't have a full tank of gas. 'Cause how's an honest thief going to make out if he has to spend five bucks to fill up the gas tank? So it had to be a nice car, radio and all the conveniences.



"I remember once, me and another guy committed our only armed robbery. There's a difference between armed robbery and burglary, around 15 to 25 years. Armed robbery is a heavy rap. What I was was a burglar. I hit places like gas stations, or wherever there were cash registers.

"Most of our burglaries were committed without a word. We'd just pull up to a likely-looking place and there was my getaway man and me. He'd sit in the car and I'd get through the doors or windows, and go through the place. But this one time we were going to do one armed robbery.


"We were driving around, not in Reading, because none of the things we did were done in Reading, maybe one or two. I stole a submachine gun in Reading, but that was all. Anyway it was a spur of the moment thing. We saw this man coming out of a building. He was locking up, very well dressed, he had like a homburg, an old man about 60. Got in this brand new Lincoln Continental.

"I said, 'Follow that guy, I've got an idea,' So he drove across the city with us following him, and finally he pulled up in this very nice section of town, parked the car, and I said to my partner, 'Pull up in front of him and you get out and cover one side of the car,' and I pulled out one of my pearl-handled .38s and stuck this gun in the man's face. And I said, 'Your money or your life, motherfucker, let's go. Get it out, whatever you got.' And the other guy was on the other side with a gun. And the man laughed. He laughed! This was a nervous laugh, you know, like when you have an embarrassing moment, like in church when you start laughing and you can't stop.


"Well, here were two guys, you know, with guns, and I don't know if you've ever been on the other end of a gun barrel, but it's an uncomfortable feeling. I didn't know what to do. Like, I never saw in all the movies that I have seen with Cagney, Bogart and Robinson, nobody ever laughed. This was a situation not covered in the books.

"So we like stood there looking at each other, and I realized that sooner or later somebody was going to walk by or drive by. This called for the right decision. And I finally wound up saying, 'Ah, 'scuse me, mister, we thought you were someone else,' and got back in the car, and drove out of that district. That was it for armed robbery. I couldn't take another laugh.

"I don't know where your head's at, but I wouldn't shoot anybody for any amount of money. I don't mind stealing from the rich and giving to the poor, which was myself, but I certainly would never shoot anybody, that's just too far out.

"Eventually they caught me and I had to give up my guns. I had many guns. A complete arsenal. My two pearl-handled .38s, 30 pistols, and countless rifles, we had .45s and a submachine gun that shot nine millimeter parabellum shells. I carried that gun home, walking along the streets of Reading with it over my shoulders, across my back, like you carry a baseball bat when you're a kid. And nobody noticed me, I guess, 'cause they didn't stop me. I was only in jail until my trial, about a month, and they had me in solitary with a 24-hour guard because of my history as an escape artist. They knew all it would take me was three minutes and I'd be out. I was placed on probation--I was still a juvenile delinquent at the time. But I had to pay back what I had stolen, make restitution for whatever stuff I had done. It took me a couple of years to do that.


I drove down to Pennsylvania to visit Jim. He still lives in Reading, which turned out to be a funky old railroad town. I walked through an iron gate, through an old heavy door and into a dark hallway with pink faded flowered wallpaper, and the smell of somebody's grandmother's cabbage soup. Up three flights to a dark wood door, which Steranko opened, dressed in white from turtleneck to ankles, with pointed black Italian boots. Jim is a fantasy character who really exists. "After all," he once said, "the mask is the man." The color TV was on, an Edward G. Robinson movie, but no audio. Jim is a good looking guy--he looks a lot like Nick Fury except for the eye patch, compact and strong looking, with a lively gleam in his eyes. He hasn't been working for Marvel for a while.

Jim Steranko would like to be the Michelangelo of comic book art. But as he said, who's going to pay any attention if you have Michelangelo working and it costs only a dime? People don't see all the work that goes into comic book art. They don't realize there's a writer and an artist and an inker and a letterer and a colorist. Even so, Jim thinks most of what's done is trash. There are a few creative people and the rest are imitators and the work that's done is repetition.


"Comic books are trash. But that TV set is trash, and so much of music trash. And books like Peyton Place and Gone with the Wind and The Power of Positive Thinking and The Love Machine. It's all trash." I asked if he considered the stuff he did to be trash. "Of course," he said. "So you like trash?" "Well, yeah, of course I like trash. Of course, human flesh is trash, too.


"Comic books are throwaway art, they're just temporary. But the whole form has a chance to endure. I believe that ideas are more important than human life. I think that in every person there is maybe one idea, one grand idea. I know that I will be immortal because I have turned out words and pictures and as long as one of these lasts, I will truly endure. At least until the end of this planet. I haven't done that one thing yet that I can call really redeeming. That will be in the future.

"I don't believe in peace either. I used to think, 'Love and Peace.' But now I have changed my mind about that. I have a new philosophy. It's this: I believe that I am an agent put here to maintain the aspect of equipoise in the universe, the balance of nature. That means warmth and cold, night and day, light and darkness, order and chaos, good and evil, there's a reason for those things being, and I do whatever I can to maintain that.

"For example, before you came, I ripped up that Life magazine. it came in the mail today, and I destroyed it by ripped out things that I wanted. Now tomorrow I might destroy an idea and the day after I might destroy a person. I believe that in order for life to endure there has to be movement and change. Static is death. Motion is life. So every day I create something, a drawing, some writing, something new. And in order to maintain that balance, I'll destroy something. After you've done it for a while, you begin to see signs that something will be to be destroyed."



There are no bound to Steranko's imagination. He said that when aliens land here, or when we land on another planet, we are going to communicate with pictures, illustrated stories, comic books. I asked him if he really believed there was someone out there. "Oh, sure," he said, "there's someone out there. It's staggering no matter how you think about it. Either there's no one out there and you're alone, or there is someone. Either way it's overwhelming."

Steranko works in the back room of his apartment. His walls are covered with posters of very sexy girls dressed in leather, original comic artwork, paintings he's done for paperback book covers, and a huge library of pulps and comics. He has an antique colt .45 gun, and on the floor in a cage is a giant hare ("what's a magician without a rabbit?"). He showed me a book he'd written about escaping when he was a teenager. It was a special Houdini Memorial issue of the magazine, and it had pictures of Steranko handcuffed to the cell of a jail, Steranko in a strait jacket, Steranko hanging from the face of a huge clock by his ankles, and all kinds of pictures of the devices he had invented for escapes. He told me about one stunt he did where he was buried alive three feet under for 15 minutes. He had made an air pocket in front of his mouth with just enough air to survive if he timed his breathing right. He is a man who likes to escape.



"I have led the loneliest life of all the people I have ever known. All the things that I do, like writing and painting, are solitary proceedings. You cannot write with someone else, unless you're collaborating, which I don't do. That means you spend hours alone. I spent an entire childhood writing and drawing by myself, studying and practicing magic. To this very day, I work alone in this black room.

"But I believe that happiness is nothing. Like most things, it is temporary. I don't think people were put here to be happy. I think if you decide to be an artist or a writer, you automatically accept the responsibility of being alone. However, after your 50 or 60 years are up you'll be able to look back and see this output that you've done that will endure long after you're gone, and will continue to fill the minds of millions of people."

You can find much more on Steranko and his work here.

3/10/11

The Driver


THIS is a station that shows odd, sometimes awful, sometimes brilliant, sometimes awfully brilliant, sometimes brilliantly awful but almost always obscure movies. That's when they're not showing ads for gimmick bed mattresses, hair loss prevention, dick pills, or cheesey house ads. It takes me back to the days of UHF stations, the kind that didn't have a major network affiliation and were run entirely locally, so they could show glorious old B movies around the clock. This was where you'd get some ham dressed up like Dracula hosting the Creature Double Feature and maybe a clown (an actual clown, I'm not being alliterative, here) to host the cartoons during the day for the kids. Hopefully you had at least one of these growing up, and if you did, your heart probably aches a bit that you don't have it now. Now, the same stuff is on TV from Seattle to the farthest tip of Florida.

But alas...at least there's THIS. It's channel 3.2 locally on the dial (well...you know what I mean).


The feature that grabbed me tonight was The Driver, a 1978 flick with Ryan O'neal as the titular Driver. We never learn his name, as it's not important. Just his title. He's The Driver to be exact, via the credits. A career criminal expert who can keep his cool outrunning the cops behind the wheel of any given getaway car for whatever ambitious bank robber has the bread and the chops to get ahold of him. He's gotten himself in a corner because The Detective, Bruce Dern as the kind of authority abusing prick he probably could play when he was in grade school, has him up against a brick wall with a blinding light in his face. You do this job or you do time, and there's the girl. She's The Player, and aren't they always? Isabelle Adjani, appropriately bewitching. See above right.

This is a gritty, intelligent, well oiled machine of a movie. It knows you've seen movies like it before, so instead of doing any character development that wouldn't ring true (like a love story, for instance) it introduces all of it's pieces fully formed and lets them spin and careen and smash into each other at high velocity for it's entirety.

Also- Great car chases. Bruno Puntz Jones, ear your heart out.

If you don't catch it on THIS, you can grab it here for peanuts.

3/7/11

Elvis Is Back!


Elvis Presley did his best work when he was up against the wall with no place to go and plenty to prove. This happened in 1954 when he walked into Sun Records at 706 Union Ave in Memphis, a nervous 19 year old kid hoping to get noticed, receive deliverance from a life of abject poverty into stardom. It also happened in 1968 in Burbank, where he stood alone under hot lights at the center of a sort of arena, surrounded by critical eyes and television cameras, ready to prove that time, the counterculture, and Hollywood had not rendered him irrelevant. It's easy to forget that between those two events, Elvis was drafted and served time in the military from '58-'60, called off to Germany at the first peak of his career.


They cut his hair, put him in fatigues, and sent him off to Germany. While he was away he met the girl who would become his wife, the daughter of a higher ranking officer. His beloved mother grew sick in his absence and died, a heartbreak from which he would never recover. Rock & Roll as a popular force and movement shriveled without his face. Popular youth music moved towards label created teen idols and Brill Building created pop. Many Rockers, those for whom Elvis was a savior and idol, swore to never forgive him. John Lennon was one. Malcolm McLaren claimed he first envisioned a band like The Sex Pistols when Elvis joined the army.

All of this seems like it would be constrictive, but in actuality it was freeing. This is a point too often lost to history: Elvis was not a purist locked into one genre of music. In fact, anything but. It's actually possible and perhaps even likely that he was blissfully ignorant to the idea that any kind of tune had to belong to any particular group of people. He had a radio and a guitar growing up. The radio had a functioning dial and the guitar had six strings, and that was the whole world. So when Private First Class Presley was returned to freedom into a world that might not want his Rock & Roll anymore, he found a freedom perhaps unknown to him to that point- the latitude to bring the attitude of experimentation.


Elvis Is Back is a declaration, both as a literal term and as an album. It was here that he first tackled his brand of immediate sounding ballads full tilt. Girl of My Best Friend came off of this record, as well as his barn burning take on Such A Night. Are You Lonesome Tonight is here... A mature man made these songs, someone who had known incredible loss, found love, and had time to reflect in a world away from home, all alone.

Elvis Is Back has just been re-released on a fantastic sounding CD
, backed with the also fantastic Something For Everybody.

3/6/11

Will Eisner



Today would've been Will Eisner's 94th birthday, and Google gave him his own letterhead to celebrate.

Eisner was one of maybe 5 people whose talents truly moved the medium of storytelling through sequential art forward. His layouts and design were beyond the cliche of "ahead of their time." Most modern creators have yet to quite catch up to his execution and communicable abilities. He is often imitated, and by people who probably don't know who they're aping, because the guy they're cribbing from cribbed from someone else who cribbed from Eisner. His work was that pervasive, which makes it that much sadder that probably 6 of 10 people I've met who would identify themselves as comic book fans have never heard of him. Of the remaining 4, probably 3 of those have ever seen his work, and 1 of those 3 could identify it on sight.



Eisner is best known for the 1940 creation of The Spirit, the continuing episodes of the second life of Denny Colt told in standalone (which is to say everything you needed to know about each story was there in the issue in your hands) 8-10 page stories, which came with the Sunday funnies of major newspapers around the country. Eisner was hired to create a "costumed crimefighter," but his only nod to the standard cliche was a domino mask Denny wore with a blue suit and hat. He started out with flying cars, secret potions, cops and robbers, but as the years went by and Will's talents grew, the stories became more and more complex.

As the book had the exposure to adult eyes most other comics at that time weren't afforded, themes could be explored that weren't often in American comics at that time. Will Eisner became something quite singular in his storytelling. Spirit stories frequently didn't have The Spirit in them at all, he became more and more of a storytelling device which hovered around stories of love, alienation, poverty, all manner of human struggle. A real heart was beating at the center of these simple pamphlets, at a time when the creation of comic books on a strict deadline was often quite cynical, by creators and readers alike.



When The Spirit ended after more than a decade, Eisner left even the illusion of standard superhero comics behind. It was him who coined the phrase "graphic novel," in order to sell his very adult work to the public. Please note that "adult work" here doesn't refer to gratuitous sex, violence, and profanity, I'm referring to the subject matter as being beyond juvenile interests. As such, work like Contract With God never quite caught on. Despite it's brilliance, there was something about the consistency and the format of the weekly Spirit that will always make it the most resonant of all his work.



I hate to even bring up Frank Miller and his movie beyond to tell you that he missed the point of the character entirely and created something I am quite ashamed of, and that it breaks my heart a little that anyone would see that and believe that was in any way representative of Eisner's work, and for how many that is all they know or will ever know of The Spirit. Before you spend time or money on that drivel to "see how bad it is," I recommend that you do yourself and the world a favor and get this instead.

3/3/11

Fabulous Flo Steinberg


"You can dearly love people, but they sometimes become awful pests and you cannot verbally assault them because they'll never forgive you. But a picture, they are so flattered that you took the time to do it, they don't realize that you are getting rid of this anger. Comic book artists are always excreting all this stuff all over the place, and thank goodness. We're like Peter Pans. We refuse to grow up but we get paid for it. Which is fortunate. We're channeling all this immaturity into something instead of standing on street corners making obscene gestures."

That's Flo from a great Rolling Stone article about the old Marvel Bullpen, back in the day. Flo is one of the great unsung heroes of comics, so get hip.